14 Hilarious Internet Fails That'll Make You Thank Your Lucky Stars It Didn't Happen To You

by · BuzzFeed

Well, it's been another week, which means another seven days in which people experienced hilarious fails. Here's a list of the best ones from this past week:

1. Political texts should be as mellow as possible.

my anxiety is at an all time high because i keep getting texts that begin like ‘anna, we need to check in’ or ‘this is a difficult message to send’ and for a second i think it’s my boyfriend breaking up with me before i realize they’re all from tim walz
— Anna Krauthamer (@AnnaKrauthamer) September 8, 2024

Twitter: @AnnaKrauthamer

2. This'll be a fun date with just a few hidden fees.

just saw the founder of ticketmaster on tinder and swiped right because i thought it would be really funny if we matched and then we did
— Maizie ⭐️ (@postboob) September 11, 2024

Twitter: @postboob

3. Well, thanks for letting me know.

9yo yelling from up in his bedroom: Mom, there's a spider laying eggs in my room!

Me: Ok so get rid of it?

9yo: I can't pause my game!

9yo: Mom.

9yo: Mom.

9yo: The babies are out now.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) September 11, 2024

Twitter: @missmulrooney

4. Appreciate all the help.

just got in trouble for saying “thanks everyone” in the work gc after i asked a question and nobody answered it
— mia! (@miakanaiko) September 10, 2024

Twitter: @miakanaiko

5. Technically, I guess that's still a gathering of some kind.

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied,
"Just you, me, and the principal.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) September 10, 2024

Twitter: @elainesim28

6. Thank you all so much for your concern.

I forgot to remove my durag before a Teams call and my colleague asked if I’m grieving.
— sadiq (@SadiqoJN) September 9, 2024

Twitter: @SadiqoJN

7. This is why people are giving their kids unique names.

me: did you have fun on your playdate?

my 9yo: yes, but that was the wrong Logan. Next week can I have a playdate with the Logan who's my friend?
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) September 9, 2024

Twitter: @daddygofish

8. As long as it still tastes good, this is fine.

best shirmp quesadilla in town pic.twitter.com/i1AGkdEoj2
— ⨷ Justin 𓅃ͯˣₓ🥪 (@JMKaay) September 12, 2024

Twitter: @JMKaay

9. That's not a meal. Those are just ingredients in a takeout container.

My friend has just ordered possibly the worst takeaway order of all time? I am aghast pic.twitter.com/6Yr1xM3O5C
— Olly Waldron (@olly_waldron) September 11, 2024

Twitter: @olly_waldron

10. Should I introduce myself, or...?

my dads out of town and i just went over to his house to deep clean it while he’s gone and there was a lizard running around his kitchen and when i told him he was like “hell yeah that’s Kevin”
— Sav (@savannahelisse) September 12, 2024

Twitter: @savannahelisse

11. You know what? Close enough.

the other day I forgot how to say “call in a favor” and what I came up with instead was “exert my soft power”
— sara hinkley (@boneysoups) September 13, 2024

Twitter: @boneysoups

12. Okay but next time it will definitely be different.

I have once again done the thing that I said I would not do. Will I learn my lesson this time? Certainly not.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 13, 2024

Twitter: @svershbow

13. Which one did you make today?

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝘆𝗸𝗲 (@im_all_id) September 13, 2024

Twitter: @im_all_id

14. And finally...yeah, all my things have price tags on them.

this little boy in the antique store with his mom looked around and then at me and went “I like your house”
— little special™ (@dollbunyan) September 14, 2024

Twitter: @dollbunyan

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