17 Pearl-Clutching Photos That Shocked Me Out Of My Britches

All 17 of these photos from r/HolUp made me feel like I need to find God...and I'm agnostic:

1. The "nice guy":

2. The meal prep:

3. The sex toy:

4. The beach ball (that's an underwater mine):

5. The monopoly piece:

6. The train:

7. The motto:

8. The Dyson Ball Cleaner:

9. The switchup:

10. The iPhone:

11. The medical note:

12. The memorial:

13. The scandal:

14. The acronym:

15. The secret material:

16. The pervert:

17. And finally, the WHAT?!: